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the oldest sibling. unpaid babysitter since day one. got the rules first, the curfew first, and the responsibility first, no raise.they got the job at age seven and never clocked out. the younger ones got the loopholes the oldest one spent years negotiating.
no compensation, no time off, no acknowledgment, until now. a funny gift for the big sister or big brother who raised their own siblings.
printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
the oldest sibling, family reunion t-shirt
$26.99
no compensation, no time off, no acknowledgment, until now. a funny gift for the big sister or big brother who raised their own siblings.
printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |