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best plate here. no cap. the meat is right, the mac is baked, and this plate was built correctly. there's no potato salad on it because they asked who made it and didn't like the answer. it's a flex, it's accurate, and the evidence is right there on the plate.
for the cousin who fixes a plate like an architect and is not being humble about it.
printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
best plate here, no cap, cookout t-shirt
$26.99
for the cousin who fixes a plate like an architect and is not being humble about it.
printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |