the itis, cookout and soul food t-shirt

warning: the itis is coming, after the second plate. the nap nobody plans and nobody escapes. it starts in the shoulders, then the eyelids, then you're in a folding chair with a plate on your knee explaining that you're just resting your eyes.

there's no cure and no fighting it, only the second plate and the sixty minutes of peace that follow. a funny gift for the uncle or auntie who's out cold by four.

printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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