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i'm going to dance. try me. play my song. the second the beat drops, they're on the floor daring anybody to say something.
the plate goes down, the line forms, and somebody who's been sitting quiet for two hours is suddenly in the middle of it, fully committed. this isn't a threat, it's a promise, and it will be kept. a funny gift for the auntie or uncle who owns a fan, leads the wobble, cha-cha and electric slide and the messy cousins who requested the song.
printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
i'm going to dance, family reunion t-shirt
$26.99
the plate goes down, the line forms, and somebody who's been sitting quiet for two hours is suddenly in the middle of it, fully committed. this isn't a threat, it's a promise, and it will be kept. a funny gift for the auntie or uncle who owns a fan, leads the wobble, cha-cha and electric slide and the messy cousins who requested the song.
printed to order in the usa, made just for you. we don't sit on a warehouse of blanks, yours gets printed the day you order it, so nothing goes to waste. it runs true to size, so size up one if you want a roomier, oversized drape. wash it cold and inside out and the print holds wash after wash. ships in about 5 to 10 days. full fabric, weight, and fit specs are in the details below. this is a get-a-laugh, get-worn kind of shirt, the one they put on the same week they open it, not the one that lives in a drawer.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |